Vote Decanus Picto '12

Decanus Picto that's who!

He's best known as BlueZer0.net's ex-publisher, a UFO abductee and subsequent cyberstar, and now a 2012 U.S. Presidential candidate. Decanus can also be described as a brother to all that enjoy beer, cheesesteaks, smart-ass humor and titty bars. His closest friends might add that he's an electronic space music artist and that he has a lustful predilection for asian babes.

Bolstered by his spiritual experiences, including some gained through psilocybian exploration as a young adult, six months of residency at the Buckalew Palace and his recent abduction by aliens and stay on Biaveh, Decanus fears little now that he's certain the world is ending on December 21, 2012 as revealed by judaeo - christian - islamic - mayan - rileyian - jaredian prophecy. He accepts the truth of Muhammad al-Māhdī and O-Qua Tangin Wann emerging with Jesus and fulfilling their respective promises of salvation just as the shit comes down and leaving many of us behind.

Before Doomsday arrives, Decanus will be campaigning to see us all come together in one last attempt for national unity and he will need your help in realizing his goal of Decanus Picto For President 2012.

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Like the dude that owns this stylin' ride:

Or this harbor light in a sea of Ohioan cubicles:

Vicky becomes a member of Decanus's Legion of Hot Babes for a Better Doomsday and Post-Apocalyptic Future and shows off her new Picto '12 bumper sticker and gleefully announces, "Dude, that's awesome!"

From The Man in Austin:

NomieHomie joins the Legion:

This fine ride spotted somewhere north of the brewery:

The Homie Ride on a cold winter's night:

Cult figure Jared Buckalew, the doomsday crowd’s conduit to the everyman, and now Picto '12 supporter? Nah, can't be. . .

Who knows if the Buckalew is voting Decanus Picto '12? He's a reclusive bastard and he's not saying. But you can look cool in your very own Picto '12 t-shirt and support the run for US President at the same time. There are many choices of colors and designs at the campaign's Skreened Shop.

At a recent press conference candidate Picto sought out equal time with soon to be "of age" voters by presenting his rebuttal to President Obama's re-election campaign speech given earlier to a captive audience of our nation's school children.

Decanus Picto, above, acknowledges the crowd before enjoying early morning breakfast while out on the campaign trail.

Decanus' rejoinder, in the form of an honest and lengthy speech, can be read in full in BlueZer0.net's campaign coverage article titled Decanus Addresses the Kiddies

My fellow Earthicans,

As you may have noticed, things are getting out of control. The country is bankrupt, not least of all because of an insane, pointless war that was started under false pretences. That crazy dude from North Korea is now officially a Nuclear Pimp, and so is that other crazy dude from Iran. No one has any clue where Osama Bin Laden is. The population is increasing while the water and food supplies are dwindling. Our average intelligence is declining, while the challenges we face are becoming ever greater. These are terrible times to be alive. They are the End Times. Trying to live a normal life now is a sucker’s bet.

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